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Jokes

Knock, Knock...

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher stick, there's a good boy.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.

Questions, questions

What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet.

What do ghosts use to phone home?
A terror-phone.

Why was the piano player arrested?
Because he got into treble.

What did the picture say to the wall?
I got you covered.

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